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im me and im 18 and these are some things that i like:)

sevendeanlysins:

With a sense of humour.

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(Source: rrrrosa, via bysunandcandlelight)

sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert’s American tourism advertisement. 

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Person:

"YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"

Me:

"Yeah..."

Person:

"SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"

Me:

-Forgets entire language-

How teachers assume groups of three work:

everyone does 1/3 of the work

How they actually work:

One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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okbel:


Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me

okbel:

Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me

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everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.
(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

*throws money at Hollywood*

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.

(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

*throws money at Hollywood*

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officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

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spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

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A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via the-buckybarnes)