"YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
"SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
-Forgets entire language-
How teachers assume groups of three work:
everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work:
One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing